FUNNY JOKES 27
A duck walks into a store and asks the cashier, "Do you have any grapes?" The cashier replies, "Sorry, we don’t sell grapes here." The duck leaves, but returns the next day and asks again, "Do you have any grapes?" The cashier responds, "I told you yesterday, we don’t have grapes!" The duck leaves but comes back the next day and asks, "Do you have any grapes?" The cashier, now frustrated, says, "I told you already! We don’t have grapes, and if you come back asking for grapes again, I’ll nail your beak to the floor!" The duck leaves, but comes back the next day, and asks, "Do you have any nails?" The cashier, confused, replies, "No, we don’t have nails." The duck then asks, "Do you have any grapes?" 😄 ==================================== A man walks into a library, approaches the librarian, and says, “I’ll have a cheeseburger, fries, and a Coke.” The librarian looks at him, a little confused, an...
